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Humorous Wedding Speech for a raiment in SalesGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Today, Id like to take this probability to pay tribute to a man who personifies intelligence, ambition, tact, generosity, and integrity. But it is Johns wedding so its still fair that I talk close him as well. japeNow, I only met John a a couple of(prenominal) years ago at university, meaning that Ive had to rely on him perhaps more than I would have liked to get the expand of his past. But apparently, the young John Cervoni was an exceptionally gifted child. After publishing his first novel at 15, John tells me that his English teacher was leftover in tears when he opted for the Sciences at A Level. He whence reluctantly turned down offers from Harvard and Stanford, in order to study at that other great beacon of learning State University. But amid leaving school and going to State, where I met John, I can only assume that something far too terrible to enquire about must have happened to t ransform him into the mediocre bum that I know. While at State U. John spent so much time skipping lectures they closely changed his degree to home economics. And when he left, his head of department gave him this reference any(prenominal) company who gets Mr. Cervoni to work for them will be very lucky indeed. So not surprisingly, John has d angiotensin-converting enzyme absolutely nothing to abet with the planning of this wedding. At one stage, Melissa got so desperate for dish she had me search him for a socket. She wondered if maybe she had to plug him in. Believe it or not, I wasnt Johns only friend at university. LaughterJohn developed a close relationship with an African sub student, named Chimaka. Their relationship was close in the sense that John admired Chimakas essay writing abilities and John was kindly always on perish to help Chimaka tidy up his written English. Now Chimaka, whos mystify was a tribal elder in Chimakaya and whos village had donated bullion to send Chimaka to England, was rather shocked to find himself called into the Dean of Faculties office one morning to explain similarities in his essay to those of John. Two hours later, finding Chimaka on his doorstep threatening suicide, or murder, Johns future skills as a salesman came into play. Quoting statistical probability, quantum mechanics and astrology with a straight face, John managed to save twain university careers.